wait... is that a ukulele?

This one is super cloying. Perfect for supermarkets and mini-vans.

Is Captain Morgan supposed to be "cute"?

This one is ridiculous.

The Original Inspiration

Lays "Fireworks" Commercial

Oh my god. Shoot me now.

A Diamond is Forever TV commercial (2007)

Why do I have to hear this song every day? Does anyone really think this is a good song? "Hey There Delilah" has more sincerity than this lame piece of jingle.

Mitsubishi Eclipse "Days Go By" commercial

An early offender.